armadillo:

True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone

9:23 pm  •  27 July 2014  •  133,475 notes

verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

4:21 pm  •  27 July 2014  •  127,581 notes

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

5:07 pm  •  24 July 2014  •  332,785 notes